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Four tortoises were playing poker, when they ran out
of beer. They pooled
thier money and sent the smallest tortoise, Tommy,
out to fetch the beer.

Two days passed and there was no sign of the
tortoise.

"You know, Tommy is getting really slow nowadays",
said one of the
tortoises.

A little voice from just outside the door said,
"If you're going to talk about me I won't go."


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Dentist:"What sort of filling would your like in
your tooth?"

Little Sophie:"Chocolate please."



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Boy:(howling) A crab just bit my toe.

Dad: Which one?

Boy: How do I know, all crabs look the same.


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How long will the next bus be?
About eighteen foot.


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Richard: Would you punish someone for something he
didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Richard: That's good. I didn't do my homework last
night



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hi have some fun  At 11.55pm, Banta Singh was watching television at home. He began to get nervous because it was almost 12pm. He was worried that stupid things done by sardarjis would soon start being reported on TV. He wondered how he could stop this? Switching off his TV was not enough, since all his neighbours would be watching and they would get to see any reports that came up on TV. So Banta got up and rushed out. Posing a TV repairman, he went to twelve of neighbours houses and damaged their TV sets. When he returned to home his TV was showing the news: "Mad Sardaji causes havoc in neigbourhood!". Banta felt quite pleased with himself, "Good thing I destroyed all those TV sets! I knew this was going to happen!" ****************************************************************************** Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. God asks all of them, "When you are lying there after the accident and friends and family are mourning and crying, what would you have liked to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would liked to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would have liked to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy, a sardarji replies after much thought, "I would have liked to hear them say... LOOK, HE'S MOVING!" ****************************************************************************** Santa Singh was a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Santa decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Santa took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued. The next afternoon Santa went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened. "Well," explained Santa, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off and wear my karate dress!" ********************************************************************************************  A foreign tourist goes to rajasthan village to see the 'true' rural India. When hungry, he goes to an old lady sitting making Bajre ki Roti. She gives him some 'SarsoN kaa saag' on a Bajre ki Roti. The tourist eats teh 'sabji' and returns teh roti saying, 'Here is your plate'  *************************************************************************************** Santa Singh, Banta Singh and Ghanta Singh were sitting in a bar drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. Santa Singh says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought Rs.5,000 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." Banta Singh says, "That's nothing! My wife just spent Rs.20,000 on ski equipment, and she can't even ski!" Ghanta Singh nods and agrees that these two women sound like they are pretty stupid but he thinks his wife is dumber. The others ask him why. "Ah, you wouldn't believe how stupid my wife is!" chuckles Ghanta Singh. "She left to go on a trip to Goa. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there, and she doesn't even have it to use them!" ************************************************************************ A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she told him earnestly. "Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. After a short massage she asked him, "How does that feel?" To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"  ***************************************************************************  Santa Singh and Banta singh were getting drunk in a bar when Banta singh noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner. He was getting up to talk to her when the bartender stopped him. The bartender said "Hey don't bother trying your luck there... she is a lesbian!" Banta Singh replied proudly, "Lesbian or no lesbian, I get all of them!!" Holding up his glass of whiskey he staggers over to the good looking girl. He stoops down and in a husky voice addresses her, "And where exactly in Lesbia are you from?" ********************************************************************************* An American and an Indian are in the male restrooms at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The American proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Indian immediately makes for the exit. The American shouts out to the Indian, "In America they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate." The Indian turns around and replies, "In India they teach us not to piss on our hands." ******************************************************************************** Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards." With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled. ****************************************************************************** Once all sardars get disgusted about the large number of jokes that are cracked about them and so they come together in an auditorium to prove to the world that aren't that silly after all. They call upon one sardar and ask him, "What is 10 plus 10?" After thinking for some time sardarji replies, "25!" The officials to whom they want to prove get disgusted but thousands of sardars in the auditorium start shouting, "Give him another chance!" So the officials ask him again, "What is 5 plus 5?" The sardar replies after thinking for awhile, "30!" Again there's shouting from the audience, "Give him another chance!" Another question is posed, "What is 2 plus 2?" The sardarji replies after much thought, "4!" Again the voice of thousands shouts, "Give him another chance!!!!" ********************************************************************************** A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."  ************************************************************************************ A man went down the street to Santa Singh's 24-hour grocery. When he got there, he saw Santa Singh locking the front door. The man said, "Hey, how come you're closing... the sign says you're Open 24 Hours." Santa Singh said, "Yes, but not in a row."  **************************************************************************** An indian was having breakfast in a restaurant when an American with chewing gum in his mouth sat on the table next to him. The American saw that the Indian had a slice of bread. He asked the Indian, "Do you Indians eat the complete slice of bread?" The Indian replied in the affirmative. The American said, "We do not do that in USA. We throw away the sides, which is then processed & made into flour & then we export to India." The Indian did not say anything & continued with his breakfast. He started eating the jelly & the American said, "We have fresh fruits. We throw away the skin & seeds which is processed & made into jelly & then we export to India." By now the Indian had enough. He asked the American, "Do you throw away the condoms after use in America?" The American replied in the positive. The Indian said, "We do not. We process them to make them into chewing gums & then export them to America." ********************************************************************************* Student Santa Singh was walking across campus when Banta Singh rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a sexy bike?" asked Santa. Banta replied proudly, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'" Santa Singh nodded with approval, "Good choice! The clothes probably wouldn't have fit." ******************************************************************************** A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!" &******************************************************************************* A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road all going to the local constituency to battle out the coming elections. Sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to see what happened. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians into it. The next day the local police came to the scene to investigate. The police inspector saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer, "You buried all of them... but were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie!" 

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I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac.I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late. Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Dave" at me when I was with my client. He agreed. Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said, "Hi Dave, what's happening?"

To which I replied "Bug off Gates, I'm in a meeting"...

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>-- The conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the public and
a
>--- marketing guy(X).
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>--- X: Which shaving cream do you use?
>--- Y: Baba's
>--- X: Which aftershave do you use?
>--- Y: Baba's
>--- X: Which deodrant do you use?
>--- Y: Baba's
>--- X: Which toothpaste do you use?
>--- Y: Baba's
>--- X: Which banian do you use?
>--- Y: Baba's
>--- X: Which vests do you use?
>--- Y: Baba's
>--- X(Bugged up): Accha tell me, What is this Baba? Is it an international
>--- company???
>--- Y: No, He is my room-mate.
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Laughter.........

All the jokes here are dedicated to HB(heights of bulbing), enjoy the pjs stored here on bulbing character..........Most of  them are  real jokes i have come across in My Life till now............Stay tuned for the rest....

Start enjoying.....Don't  ask me who HB is!!!

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once visited the stationery stores ,a friend saw her there

sxs :hi,why were you here,what's the purpose??

HB : hey hi!!, i want to store some 600mb data into CDs ,can u suggest me the no. of CDs to store tht data.....

sxs: (got shocked) hey i think one is more than enough,if it is more than 700MB,it is better to get a DV

HB: hey i dont what DVD is...IS it a large CD???

wat's the reaction thr./????

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Once HB rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire

But still HB was jailed !!!!!

Why????

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Because all the rescued persons were fire fighters !!!

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HB was once standing in front of the mirror with her eyes closed.

Her husband Jaffa asked: "What are doing, honey??"

HB said: "I'm seeing how I look while I am sleeping !!!"

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HB attends all the classes and once she saw the board "Don't Use Cell Phone Here"

So she picked up her cell phone and called everyone in her phone book and said "Don't call me now !!!"

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If a fat girl is waiting for the bus at the bus stop. What will HB call her in one word?

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Motivating

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Teacher Jaffa to HB: "Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

HB : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field "

Jaffa : "How???"

HB: "Ladies first"

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After returning from a foreign trip,

HB asked her bf Jaffa , "Do I look like a foreigner?"

Jaffa : "No! Why?"

HB: "In Bangkok a guy asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?' "

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Once HB was using a public computer and while entering her password, jaffa sitting beside looked into her password and he started dictating the letters in her password like this "Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.".then our godess HB : Is that 7 in capital letters?

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Jaffa: What anti-virus program do you use?

HB: mozilla firefox.

Jaffa: That’s not an anti-virus program.

HB: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.

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HB wanted to make a STD call to Maharastra.

she wanted to save money.

So what did she do ?

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Simple, she went to Maharastra and made a local call

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A dog was chasing HB and HB was laughing.

Jaffa: Why are u laughing?

HB : I have an Airtel cell phone but still hutch network is following me.

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Jaffa:ust imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire !!!How will you escape?

HB : It is simple. I will stop my imagination!!

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Once HB was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked her why did she do so.

SHe Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.