Japan Quality
> This speaks a lot about the quality of Japanese
> products and their standards:
>
> They're still laughing about this at IBM.
> Apparently
> the computer giant decided to have some parts
> manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the
> specifications, they stated that they will only
> accept
> three defective parts per 10,000.
>
> When the delivery came in there was an accompanying
> letter. It said, "We Japanese had a hard time
> understanding North American business practices.
> But
> the three defective parts per 10,000 have been
> separately manufactured and have been included in
> the
> consignment.
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How to be in office
1.Never Walk without a Document in Your Hands
People with Documents in their hands like hardworking employees heading
for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like
they are heading for canteen. Make sure that you carry loads of stuff
home with you ,thus generating a false impression that you work longer
hours than you do.
2.Use your computer to look Busy!!
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Any time you use ur computer,it looks like work to the casual observer.
U can send and receive e-mail,chat and generally have a blast without.
When u get caught by your boss- ur best defense is to claim you’re
teaching yourself to use new software,thus saving valuable training
expenses.
3. Messy Desk
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Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it
looks like we’re not working hard enough. So build huge piles of
documents around your workspace. To the observer, it’s the volume that
counts..Bury the document that is necessary in the stack and rummage for
it when ur boss arrives.
4.Looking impatient and annoyed
Always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the
impression that you are always busy
5.Leave the Office Late
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Always leave the office late, especially when the boss
is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always
wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure
that you walk past the boss’ room on your way out. Send important mails
at unearthly hours (eg :at nights)And during public holidays.
6. Creative Sighing for effect
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Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression
that you are under extreme pressure. Be careful in using this one.
7.Build Vocabulary
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Pick out all the jargon words. Use the phrases freely when in
conversation with bosses.They don’t have to understand what u say, but u
will sound impressive.
